It's that time. Grab your Santa Suit and get ready for a fine evening of good wholesome fun!

2019 Phoenix Santarchy

Saturday, December 14th, 2019

6:00PM - 2:30AM

Downtown Phoenix


You want carols?? We got carols !!

We strongly encourage you to get tickets this year. Tickets are free!
Get Your Tickets Here!

You want a route? We're working on it!

Santarchy is not yet on The Face Book.

A brand new December is upon us. With it brings a return of Santarchy to downtown Phoenix.

Have you been naughty? Or have you been very naughty? Repent by giving to those who don't have.

So Santa's, we have many families lined up in need of toys for their little ones this year.

Please bring a new, unwrapped toy appropriate for ages 3-15. Santa Landshark will have collection boxes at the first two bars and at the end for you super procrastinators! ho ho ho

PS, Do not go to any other "Santa Crawl" things unless you want to hang out with lame people. They charge money and they have nothing to do with the event that you all know and love. Us Cacophonists believe that Christmas and its usher, Santa Claus, should be free. Free like beer, and free like speech. Possibly free like speed? Just fucking free all the way.

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