Awards
At least all the ones we remember2023 Awards!
Spare Parts Bud
Top Gun![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV85Fp_FZ78nx6W_MSnvOWYdSB53HUqqh5fe83L3eloYBBxiODRsipeFHHnJiJRMwNRg7ZjgFXZ6KvnotjrXmfvEokN8mxRRpudjUhEEd03sY-aUXyCKkuuAen1B4TrMzQsgT0nVbJLwZYTUkqScnl6ZeOw=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
Giant Head That Eats People![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV872vpM6bhjphvlNLIKHU8HmIimud412j3PG3xOQM_4UxOHzJcOdiSZWhLMhFx_KmGZQ-cLk1Ig5iYbUMRyki7exibaV8kkDXjz-TlF-XDE0t9pAGP6TSY-L04Ee9wDfFsRpsqAq_zgAWsSPzl0qL5BW=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
Magic Dance![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV87I9L1y67-7Q8_boSF4ZyoVbvAS2HQATaK2QJxIMRaeuZoMW7zLtXx2JjBLKKWStafvZ4NgnUFmGDmL-axqoZRqsQWDJT01_QwTRpQgbZGV-7wXOobMn7h-nUU0AX-h_ESypAfzE8GF6xiCcRyfBTAd=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
Grandma's Cookies![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV85Hja-LWT40SjTZVkz_-1q6DGZLTxsJCI8BJ57pTL9Rk9veoDKFefKyYtVz2Ku45uWhCKkRsX6mtOWQNbuix004yFealyi8qFxzcJIJH1olHNf4j1ZETOuWlRZv4dHq615-kXBIQIVDf0nGdbqogZOSKg=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
Radioactively Wasted![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV86hF0nv8d-juKUeS0t5u1t2TQi8c6ux85nQ_bGANeSpRgv4wwtJufOMRBG2VWYQQ8Ulc8HFeZWZv4O7uCFQDDOFFbAsEEijZmajRpLrEuu2ZygWXP19kr8dzyoLUm1m6nGpKSRy8WMCmFvfcSUGplau=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
It's Wednesday!![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV85cbE-dxVvdHyQr7gdpZkhPnvzsimV0ahnNtAq2kW2QcpUfhBQg2COJVNZA-xNTVKP93xNXlaFZRjDvAan-eKt9B1c-KUMOAVYAmbXxubcXNVzTuA25NL29Wg56zRrVsWsMYDMgn0ARNFOjRy6RhtD4=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
Why Is There Glitter In My Butthole?![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ABLVV85jCv9t00Xhnmm_VfcMNRKsD2mrcolaDOkMpqu4Z9e0Gbc82JI_50_8KYPlYq6RnrVYryeBGrJLaQvArOnDu833cTgFZ7pAfU0E4jtVrNzjhm0yFLjkUGzK_638KGSu9VwyvG-TcAWH5MkomjCVGjHM=w1205-h904-s-no-gm?authuser=0)
2022 Awards!
- Best In Show - The Big Gutter Balls
- Best Cart - Bottle Service
- Best Cart, Comma, Also - Don’t Hassle The Hoff
- Best Costumes - One of these days… (Fast Food)
- Jankiest Cart - Team Name Pending
- We’re Crafty - Hanging with my Gnomies
- Biggest Wheels - Idiotcoin
- Beeriest - The Carttenders
- Honorary Mention - Psycho
- Good Job? - Wasted Rugrats
- Best Bribes - Pleather Yourthelf
- We Did It! - HNT Pandas (Hashers not Trashers)
- Most Spilled - Bottle Service
- Best Music - Molly Malone’s Ghost
- Best Innuendo - Missionary Position
- Most Positive Message - Thank You For Being A Friend
- Most Negative Message - CJ Ownz (for all the negative test results)
- Most Clandestine Celebrity - The Cart Narc
- Best Animal Theme - Island of Misfit Toys
- Primo Provisions - One of these days… (Fast Food)
- Supreme Meme - Idiotcoin
- We Did The Thing! - BroRo Crew (for posting pics on Instagram and tagging ArizonaCacophony)
- Most Sweatiest - Pleather Yourthelf
- Best Gorilla Stop - Aspic Picnic Stop
- Taking One For The Team - Glen from The Carttenders
- Taking One For The Team - Jess from Hanging w/ my Gnomies
- Best Use of Skin - Wasted Rugrats
- Best Use of Skin - Jill from DickSo Inferno
- Gold - Don’t Hassle the Hoff
- Silver - Dick So Inferno
- Bronze - Psycho
The Big Gutter Balls
Bottle Service![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEWymDZfKnCeQobExtHseCidxL-JABvdKLF9k9B0weQLTIldI8ETzJDmlMcdPD_tn_-gE5e23lQaeGSq5loTHDzHSAZ91vwyn2128z_two_evs67oQLL-3gV24f4Uil-7e4eX0VFnfPUd4mzwcfGNRHsgA=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
Don't Hassle The Hoff![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEV7ZztQbLJIXyAEqMOo6QD_N4JUwUYE17teaxcB4-P-Z38rOFuZAaGRWmG04q90j27YJH8uKP_sdQyh4DaR6NXOUwPFoeN1PuMgOJqoJeRfzIr_3lUojgwDIDvOuhDxYcJvU3C4GqdOQBm8MntS7cx19Q=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
One of these days...![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEW0JPWjcz_WTOBc8dkGvYYoKFNQK4SRwBSGg0SadVp67W1SUowPtsayS-pra1uVzgb69CdETy1AfXlqR3eMX0rMT8nZoERM6eywZDQKB704ixMHd7FIzxfrGDg1_EI8xJ94vdEitGxUNQvcl6YvS7IyMw=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
Idiotcoin![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEVAuJ6QCw31LRhI5rrxooKFxCGjRrmE9KR1dqME8ubtAoRV7PPHtJP9Dx2ESwzm71PzVg2vRvC7fzlIg6u5IcNOYhpExsYvke5RDYsjEcdsHomFzZjE2nUBnEeJoFvy9E0fAY3Y0KPxlRMfPkeWwR_kVQ=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
The Carttenders![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEW5Pk5LPEekWwZDKA7323QuhCKFnxL2LFcLJCKVKKZOo3eApe8yNzfHq297OEypaLxSzh2woBel2IuJhiOZn1BdQ_aeOMv9xfUqHqC2lfhVf7fdHykPvDPisaef3xOfqdVU-pl-zamPYtPojwvNbJ0JCA=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
CJ Ownz![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEVMdfRYm_RZ1qRmrvwyzwoKdA1gs-5uixhVZjJDaWe_HF195o1VBvdkwvcIXIb7Y3a8_-kFdzhit58fnzzzJAhi2l_WA853GFPPCpuH3JIHt-xIaVUe8tGMNLhAxPvBcZB1EM9u6zw23ssl0Frht48xWA=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
Taste The Rainbow MF![Taste The Rainbow Motherfucker](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEWUeyPtoCRY-cdGHKfSA1WiflGJ93Wld5jsj3TgSa4xcgxuzscQmcVZIp519THokjONEioUOKnyKE8fgoFb8cp7KT94lDs3-7-U8eOIQdyErF01bAKGA7GH_ptsXTWCTwCw8pbofDvWIEqOHjA5K5i3UQ=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
2020 Awards!
- Best In Show - Exit Through The Gift Shop
- Rookies Of The Year - Team NPO
- Taking It For The Team - Chris Brown from Team NPO
- Best Sabotage - CJ Ownz
- Best Costumes - Followers of the Sun
- Best Cart - Jaws (and Jaws 2 and Jaws 3)
- Best Cart (Honorable Mention) - Papa Johnsons
- Best Bribes - Up In Smoke
- We're Crafty - The Drunken Droogs
- Good Job? -
- Honorary Mention - Dia de Los Basics
- Supreme Meme - Ain't No Laws
- Best Animal Theme - Plight of the Plastered Penguins
- Lifetime Cardboard Achievement Award - Vegan Carnivores
- Highest Achievers - Psychedelic Arts Research Team Y
- We Did It! - Team Spectator
- Primo Provisions - Bro Cones
Exit Through The Gift Shop(Photo by Benjamin Leatherman)
Jaws![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEUzeEoIaybtYnUPpox9njI8SR2lHIlMw2lT2ZQYjdkiIkyFtiEOeUOzsIAhnhxiq_xZ4BtiHDIg-L1sgNZHzr6oLic664_2H9SNQ5bKkpLOC1XwOiq8SH8c5Fa5UHLTNEGHqqMe3fOJHRykILVUG6xP1Q=w1075-h889-no?authuser=0)
Papa Johnson's![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEU7lArCzzg-mZYFMNBStcCcRgoax2GagOwAVh2SelmGedXlkfwDzNpxF3LxlAzdm1uhzHOKq_upTpDMJqP4VV8VJCUx-mrkC92chYtEgAez4r5t7_UnDaGg9r3pZ_Rbgnl8I2vCbha-A15KiuFf9UHV=w1187-h890-no?authuser=0)
The Drunken Droogs![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEXBwzd8gqya0A_X39pJrao7ZIa821JTzsZ4Q8lixHrKuEU9el-J_0l2vEFZyPmhfDOxrhqh1Zxg61EYDxi72mu9j3j43bKRDd-pUwR17eh2hYPucHVw_d3S8Pxpw6eDxNGlOlgTK75bWZlZB3ZXxIJF2Q=w1333-h850-no?authuser=0https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEXBwzd8gqya0A_X39pJrao7ZIa821JTzsZ4Q8lixHrKuEU9el-J_0l2vEFZyPmhfDOxrhqh1Zxg61EYDxi72mu9j3j43bKRDd-pUwR17eh2hYPucHVw_d3S8Pxpw6eDxNGlOlgTK75bWZlZB3ZXxIJF2Q=w1333-h850-no?authuser=0)
CJ Ownz![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEUVrHZmEL4yisa84WQTuFkEEQNoJINTSA1wFMoiiiWu9IbcNmSrBJLp69JYs-N37ntwFftixb5JOKi4sj-RG1GFN9WePQiIGRdxmdibRBMnFEkFVUmjfxB2VhazgCIxDfmj87ufZIZXHlXPn5q-X9sqbw=w915-h889-no?authuser=0)
Up In Smoke![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AL9nZEV0in6YkIZdbZsp6jqDnYH-2Ix8cAUFM4cKhZrWbz1-Gw569cLVDpGzY9C92lR6SMoo99CRrGk-WaAuPLHRFR4v-wFHJUlbm6EkN5N16y7BsXRBjzklshZwEnlX2_HB3WnEucI-Oq9jH9pWZ6b_XkMn=w1186-h889-no?authuser=0)
2019 Awards!
- Best In Show - Beyond Thunderdumb
- Rookies Of The Year - The Ladies of Mary Kay
- Best Sabotage - Slammed-I-Am (Though nobody could explain why)
- Best Costumes - Shame Of Thrones
- Best Cart - Beyond Thunderdumb
- Best Bribes - Art Cart
- We're Crafty - CJ Owns
- Good Job? - Further
- Honorary Mention - Dunkin' Donuts (HBC+1)
- Supreme Meme - Saved By The Bell (anybody know what team this was?)
- Primo Provisions - Alice In Weirdland
- We Did It! - The Crayons (anybody know what team this was?)
- Best Use Of Skin - Dick Move
- Most Weaponized - Booty Call
- Most Generous - Slammed-I-Am
- Glowiest - GLOW (King of the Hill Battle Royale Winner!)
- Best Use of Ruvi - Shame of Thrones
- Highest Achievers - Further
- Taking It For The Team - Peter Pan Costume Guy
- You're Doing It Wrong - Gingher from Booty Call
- Gong Show Winner - Ground Control to Major Tom
- Dukes of Hazzard BBQ - (sorry, can't read the scribble)
- Sidebar - Big Toe Shenanigans (for bribing a child)
- Most Annoying Participant - Mohawk
- First But Last - Ground Control to Major Tom (even though they were neither first, nor last)
2018 Awards!
- Best In Show - Celesticals
- Best Costumes - A Whole Nude World
- Best Cart - Love Boat
- Honorary Mention - 4 Queenies & A Weenie / Scottsdale Yacht Club
- Rookiest - Wasted Potential / Rub a Dub Club
- Craftiest - Tanked Girls / Vermicious Knids
- American Pop Culture - Rampage
- Challenge Photos - The Semen
- Best Meme - Urban Achievers - "Shut The Fuck Up Donny"
- Best Bribes - Celesticals
- Sabotagiest - Ballsagna / Whole Nude World
2017 Awards!
- Best In Show - By The Power Of Greyballs
2016
Team Awards- Best In Show - Wanna Play House
2015
Team Awards- Best In Show - Robin Your Dignity
- Team Ramrod got (and I don't see why) "Worst Blood Alcohol Content" or something like that.
2014
Team Awards- Best in Show - The Book of Moron(s)
- Best Theme - Rocky Road Kill
- Best Bribers - Sex with Miners
- First, but Last - Drunks Just Want to Have Fun
- Last, but First - High & Tight
- Rookies of the Year - Jamaican Bobsled Team
- Best Display of Skin (team) - Olympians
- Best Display of Skin (individuals) - Dixon & Kate (aka - Adam & Eve)
- Best Blood Alcohol Content - Jodi (the fallen angel)
- Worst Blood Alcohol Content - Dangerzone!
- Best Sabotage - Team Fancy Feast?
- Taking it for the Team - Girls with Low Self Esteem
- Zoolander Award - High & Tight
- Best Package - Unbelievable Package Show
- Best Battle Wound - Paul (split his head open at the after party)
2013
Team Awards- Best In Show - South Park
- Best Theme - Flash Mob!
- Best Sabotage - Moonshiners: Drunk and Stupid
- Best Bribers - Star Whores
- First, but Last - Jedi Mind Fuck
- Last, but First - Smitten Kittens
- Rookies of the Year - Hash Team #69
- Best Display of Skin - Magic Mike
- Taking it for the Team - Whore's Whisperer
- Best Blood Alcohol Content - Reno 911! : The Dangles
- Worst Blood Alcohol Content - Rainbow Dreams
- Worst in Bed - Xmas Candy Cane Team (not sure what their official team name is - if anyone knows)
2012
Team Awards- Best In Show - Search for the Quest
- Most Aggressive - Occupy Idiotar*d
- Good Job - ??
- We Did It! - ??
- Best Sabotage - ??
- Supreme Theme - ??
- Best Bribe - The Mile High Club
- Primo Provisions - ??
- Keenest Cart - ??
Individual Awards
- ??
2011
Official Times and what not in cool spreadsheet form!Team Awards
- Best In Show - Wizard of Odd
- Good Job - Red Rocket
- We Did It! - Sparta!
- Best Sabotage - Up Dog
- Supreme Theme - The Jeffs
- Best Bribe - Testicle Squeezers Administration (for all the lovely testical squeezing)
- Primo Provisions - Flipadelphia
- Keenest Cart - Conceptionators (Though there were many way better carts there)
- Best Display of Skin - The skinned Knees girl from Flash Gordon
- Taking It For The Team - The guy from Recreational Hazard
- Inimitable Injury - The guy that cut his finger on the wine bottle and duct-taped the wound to continue the race
- Coolest Accoutrements - P-Mo from the TSA
- Best Use of Corndogs - Judge Aunnie (Pink Boa)
- Best Fake Stop - Meelosh (Write-in award)
We also have several other unclaimed "Write-In" awards. If you think you won (or should win) one, email the azcacophony email list and tell us what we missed!
Judges Awards:
- Most Annoying - White Knuckle Anal Probe
- Best Foam - Nurse Ratchet
- Most Broke-Down Cart - Dexter's
- Most Fertile - Rick & Jim
- Most Flexible - Kendra Smurf
- Most Sexy Smurf Friction - Papa Smurf & Kendra
- Most Handsome Official - Gabe (& Best Penmanship)
- Best Crotching, but Worst Elbowing - Kendra Smurf
- Best Birthday - "Whoever had the birthday"
- Best Question - John Cordova (procrastinator)
- Total Douche - Conceptionators
2010
- Best In Show - Solid Gold II
- Best Cheaters - Ninja CARTel
- Best DeDoucher - Kodama Backbone
- Best Use of Naughty Bits - Chippendales Tour Bus (Thanks Lynn)
- Third Time's the Charm - THE C.U.N.T.s
2009
- Best In Show - Solid Gold
- Last Place - Muff Mondays
- Good Try - Justice League
- Second Place - Redneck Wedding Party
- Best Sabotage - Screaming Fetuses
- Best Theme - Sabotage-A-Rods
- Taking it for the Team - Menace II Sobriety
- Best Bribe - Mystery Inc.
- Took the Race way too Serious Award* - Team Grrrrr
2008
- 1st Place - Five Girls, One Cup
- Best Theme/Cart - Pimps & Hos
2007
- 1st Place - Double Team
- 2nd Place - Dance Dance Armageddon
- Best Sabotage - Renegade Rollercart Girls
- Creepiest Team - Candy Van
- Best Cart Modifications - Cone Gallery
- Best Use Of Inflatables - Hooray Beer!
- Longest Capes - Fily Yaks