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Awards
At least all the ones we remember2023 Awards!
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2022 Awards!
- Best In Show - The Big Gutter Balls
- Best Cart - Bottle Service
- Best Cart, Comma, Also - Don’t Hassle The Hoff
- Best Costumes - One of these days… (Fast Food)
- Jankiest Cart - Team Name Pending
- We’re Crafty - Hanging with my Gnomies
- Biggest Wheels - Idiotcoin
- Beeriest - The Carttenders
- Honorary Mention - Psycho
- Good Job? - Wasted Rugrats
- Best Bribes - Pleather Yourthelf
- We Did It! - HNT Pandas (Hashers not Trashers)
- Most Spilled - Bottle Service
- Best Music - Molly Malone’s Ghost
- Best Innuendo - Missionary Position
- Most Positive Message - Thank You For Being A Friend
- Most Negative Message - CJ Ownz (for all the negative test results)
- Most Clandestine Celebrity - The Cart Narc
- Best Animal Theme - Island of Misfit Toys
- Primo Provisions - One of these days… (Fast Food)
- Supreme Meme - Idiotcoin
- We Did The Thing! - BroRo Crew (for posting pics on Instagram and tagging ArizonaCacophony)
- Most Sweatiest - Pleather Yourthelf
- Best Gorilla Stop - Aspic Picnic Stop
- Taking One For The Team - Glen from The Carttenders
- Taking One For The Team - Jess from Hanging w/ my Gnomies
- Best Use of Skin - Wasted Rugrats
- Best Use of Skin - Jill from DickSo Inferno
- Gold - Don’t Hassle the Hoff
- Silver - Dick So Inferno
- Bronze - Psycho
The Big Gutter Balls
Bottle Service
Don't Hassle The Hoff
One of these days...
Idiotcoin
The Carttenders
CJ Ownz
Taste The Rainbow MF
2020 Awards!
- Best In Show - Exit Through The Gift Shop
- Rookies Of The Year - Team NPO
- Taking It For The Team - Chris Brown from Team NPO
- Best Sabotage - CJ Ownz
- Best Costumes - Followers of the Sun
- Best Cart - Jaws (and Jaws 2 and Jaws 3)
- Best Cart (Honorable Mention) - Papa Johnsons
- Best Bribes - Up In Smoke
- We're Crafty - The Drunken Droogs
- Good Job? -
- Honorary Mention - Dia de Los Basics
- Supreme Meme - Ain't No Laws
- Best Animal Theme - Plight of the Plastered Penguins
- Lifetime Cardboard Achievement Award - Vegan Carnivores
- Highest Achievers - Psychedelic Arts Research Team Y
- We Did It! - Team Spectator
- Primo Provisions - Bro Cones
Exit Through The Gift Shop(Photo by Benjamin Leatherman)
Jaws
Papa Johnson's
The Drunken Droogs
CJ Ownz
Up In Smoke
2019 Awards!
- Best In Show - Beyond Thunderdumb
- Rookies Of The Year - The Ladies of Mary Kay
- Best Sabotage - Slammed-I-Am (Though nobody could explain why)
- Best Costumes - Shame Of Thrones
- Best Cart - Beyond Thunderdumb
- Best Bribes - Art Cart
- We're Crafty - CJ Owns
- Good Job? - Further
- Honorary Mention - Dunkin' Donuts (HBC+1)
- Supreme Meme - Saved By The Bell (anybody know what team this was?)
- Primo Provisions - Alice In Weirdland
- We Did It! - The Crayons (anybody know what team this was?)
- Best Use Of Skin - Dick Move
- Most Weaponized - Booty Call
- Most Generous - Slammed-I-Am
- Glowiest - GLOW (King of the Hill Battle Royale Winner!)
- Best Use of Ruvi - Shame of Thrones
- Highest Achievers - Further
- Taking It For The Team - Peter Pan Costume Guy
- You're Doing It Wrong - Gingher from Booty Call
- Gong Show Winner - Ground Control to Major Tom
- Dukes of Hazzard BBQ - (sorry, can't read the scribble)
- Sidebar - Big Toe Shenanigans (for bribing a child)
- Most Annoying Participant - Mohawk
- First But Last - Ground Control to Major Tom (even though they were neither first, nor last)
2018 Awards!
- Best In Show - Celesticals
- Best Costumes - A Whole Nude World
- Best Cart - Love Boat
- Honorary Mention - 4 Queenies & A Weenie / Scottsdale Yacht Club
- Rookiest - Wasted Potential / Rub a Dub Club
- Craftiest - Tanked Girls / Vermicious Knids
- American Pop Culture - Rampage
- Challenge Photos - The Semen
- Best Meme - Urban Achievers - "Shut The Fuck Up Donny"
- Best Bribes - Celesticals
- Sabotagiest - Ballsagna / Whole Nude World
2017 Awards!
- Best In Show - By The Power Of Greyballs
2016
Team Awards- Best In Show - Wanna Play House
2015
Team Awards- Best In Show - Robin Your Dignity
- Team Ramrod got (and I don't see why) "Worst Blood Alcohol Content" or something like that.
2014
Team Awards- Best in Show - The Book of Moron(s)
- Best Theme - Rocky Road Kill
- Best Bribers - Sex with Miners
- First, but Last - Drunks Just Want to Have Fun
- Last, but First - High & Tight
- Rookies of the Year - Jamaican Bobsled Team
- Best Display of Skin (team) - Olympians
- Best Display of Skin (individuals) - Dixon & Kate (aka - Adam & Eve)
- Best Blood Alcohol Content - Jodi (the fallen angel)
- Worst Blood Alcohol Content - Dangerzone!
- Best Sabotage - Team Fancy Feast?
- Taking it for the Team - Girls with Low Self Esteem
- Zoolander Award - High & Tight
- Best Package - Unbelievable Package Show
- Best Battle Wound - Paul (split his head open at the after party)
2013
Team Awards- Best In Show - South Park
- Best Theme - Flash Mob!
- Best Sabotage - Moonshiners: Drunk and Stupid
- Best Bribers - Star Whores
- First, but Last - Jedi Mind Fuck
- Last, but First - Smitten Kittens
- Rookies of the Year - Hash Team #69
- Best Display of Skin - Magic Mike
- Taking it for the Team - Whore's Whisperer
- Best Blood Alcohol Content - Reno 911! : The Dangles
- Worst Blood Alcohol Content - Rainbow Dreams
- Worst in Bed - Xmas Candy Cane Team (not sure what their official team name is - if anyone knows)
2012
Team Awards- Best In Show - Search for the Quest
- Most Aggressive - Occupy Idiotar*d
- Good Job - ??
- We Did It! - ??
- Best Sabotage - ??
- Supreme Theme - ??
- Best Bribe - The Mile High Club
- Primo Provisions - ??
- Keenest Cart - ??
Individual Awards
- ??
2011
Official Times and what not in cool spreadsheet form!Team Awards
- Best In Show - Wizard of Odd
- Good Job - Red Rocket
- We Did It! - Sparta!
- Best Sabotage - Up Dog
- Supreme Theme - The Jeffs
- Best Bribe - Testicle Squeezers Administration (for all the lovely testical squeezing)
- Primo Provisions - Flipadelphia
- Keenest Cart - Conceptionators (Though there were many way better carts there)
- Best Display of Skin - The skinned Knees girl from Flash Gordon
- Taking It For The Team - The guy from Recreational Hazard
- Inimitable Injury - The guy that cut his finger on the wine bottle and duct-taped the wound to continue the race
- Coolest Accoutrements - P-Mo from the TSA
- Best Use of Corndogs - Judge Aunnie (Pink Boa)
- Best Fake Stop - Meelosh (Write-in award)
We also have several other unclaimed "Write-In" awards. If you think you won (or should win) one, email the azcacophony email list and tell us what we missed!
Judges Awards:
- Most Annoying - White Knuckle Anal Probe
- Best Foam - Nurse Ratchet
- Most Broke-Down Cart - Dexter's
- Most Fertile - Rick & Jim
- Most Flexible - Kendra Smurf
- Most Sexy Smurf Friction - Papa Smurf & Kendra
- Most Handsome Official - Gabe (& Best Penmanship)
- Best Crotching, but Worst Elbowing - Kendra Smurf
- Best Birthday - "Whoever had the birthday"
- Best Question - John Cordova (procrastinator)
- Total Douche - Conceptionators
2010
- Best In Show - Solid Gold II
- Best Cheaters - Ninja CARTel
- Best DeDoucher - Kodama Backbone
- Best Use of Naughty Bits - Chippendales Tour Bus (Thanks Lynn)
- Third Time's the Charm - THE C.U.N.T.s
2009
- Best In Show - Solid Gold
- Last Place - Muff Mondays
- Good Try - Justice League
- Second Place - Redneck Wedding Party
- Best Sabotage - Screaming Fetuses
- Best Theme - Sabotage-A-Rods
- Taking it for the Team - Menace II Sobriety
- Best Bribe - Mystery Inc.
- Took the Race way too Serious Award* - Team Grrrrr
2008
- 1st Place - Five Girls, One Cup
- Best Theme/Cart - Pimps & Hos
2007
- 1st Place - Double Team
- 2nd Place - Dance Dance Armageddon
- Best Sabotage - Renegade Rollercart Girls
- Creepiest Team - Candy Van
- Best Cart Modifications - Cone Gallery
- Best Use Of Inflatables - Hooray Beer!
- Longest Capes - Fily Yaks