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2025 Teams

(Last updated 01/19/5025 @ 19:42 MST)
  1. Manana
  2. No More Chocolate-tears
  3. CJ Owen
  4. Nunsense & Booze
  5. Mel's Diner
  6. Margarita Mayhem
  7. Jolly Lolly Lickers

    2024 Teams

    (Last updated 02/20/4024 @ 15:32 MST)
    1. FastNFunniest
    2. The mystery machine
    3. Dazzling Disaster Disco Balls
    4. Through The Years Gorilla Estefan and the Miami Banana Machine
    5. Balto's Bitches Bubbles' Shed n Breakfast
    6. Attack from Behind!
    7. Mile High Club
    8. We're getting married!
    9. Hindi Anna Jones
    10. Disco Bloodbath Brigade
    11. Arrested for Cart Abandonment
    12. Bump in the Night: Your Paranormal Fantasy
    13. Gardener Squad: A Good Garden Has it All
    14. Team Solo
    15. Good Grief
    16. Perfilife
    17. 80s Cartfufle
    18. Team ProLaps
    19. The Great British Baking Show
    20. Legends of the Hidden Temple

    2023 Teams

    (Last updated 02/10/2023 @ 14:44)
    1. Magic Dance
    2. Idiotarod PD
    3. Drinkin Lincolns
    4. Top Gun
    5. Salty Bitches
    6. Why is there glitter in my butthole?
    7. It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
    8. It's Always Sunny At Palo Verde Lounge
    9. Do The Dirty At The Verde
    10. 5Assholes
    11. Radioactively Wasted
    12. Wheel of Misfortune
    13. Get In Losers We're Going to Die of Dysentery
    14. Baskinators
    15. It's Wednesday!
    16. We CanDo It!
    17. Walt’s Wasted Beauties
    18. Hell in a Handbasket
    19. Spare Parts Bud SPB
    20. Grandmas Cookies
    21. The Condiments
    22. GIANT HEAD THAT EATS PEOPLE!

    2022 Teams

    (Last updated 02/19/2022 21:46)
    1. HNT Pandas
    2. War Boys
    3. Fast Food
    4. Psycho
    5. Hanging with my Gnomies
    6. Taste the Rainbow Motherfucker
    7. CJ Ownz
    8. Sesland's Finest
    9. The Carttenders
    10. Turtle Time
    11. Team Pull Out
    12. Gold Diggers
    13. Trash panda bus
    14. Sweeny Weenies
    15. Team Zissou
    16. Wasted Rugrats
    17. DickSo Inferno
    18. Wiener Taco
    19. Don't Hassel the Hoff
    20. The Big Gutter Balls
    21. G's 50th
    22. The Island of Misfit Toys
    23. The Sellouts
    24. Missionary Position
    25. Bottle Service
    26. Peter and the Jolly Roger
    27. Feeling it Out
    28. Unicorn Dream Team
    29. BroRo Crew
    30. Team Name Pending
    31. Thank You for Being a Friend
    32. Pleather Yourthelf

    2021 Teams

    Sad Faces :-(
    COVID-19 meant no event

    2020 Teams

    (Last updated 02/06/2020 19:39)
    1. Plight of the Plastered Penguins
    2. Drunken Droogs
    3. Ho Ho Ho
    4. Up In Smoke
    5. Gill The F Out
    6. Claws and Effect
    7. Jaws
    8. CJ Ownz
    9. D&D Disaster
    10. Team NPO
    11. Dia de Los Basics
    12. Psychedelic Arts Research Team Y
    13. Happy Entrails
    14. Jaws 2: Electric Bullshark-a-loo
    15. The Fur Realz
    16. HBC+1
    17. The Merkin's
    18. The Holy Hand Grenades
    19. Papa Johnsons
    20. Followers of the Sun
    21. Jaws 3
    22. Shagging Snacks
    23. The Holy Rollers
    24. The Trrrrrrd Burglars
    25. Bro Cones
    26. Exit Through the Gift Shop
    27. Ain't No Laws
    28. Team Spectator
    29. Cloudy With a Chance Of...

    2019 Teams

    (Last updated 02/05/2019 @18:45)
    1. N/A (Team Vaughn)
    2. Further
    3. HBC+1
    4. Shame Of Thrones
    5. Drag Race
    6. GLOW
    7. Beyond Thunderdumb
    8. Booty Call
    9. Dick Move
    10. Alice in Weirdland
    11. Redheaded Stepchildren
    12. CJ Owns
    13. Who Knows (Team Antonelli)
    14. KENtergarten
    15. Big Toe Shenanigans
    16. The Drunkels
    17. The Cosmonauts
    18. Slammed-I-Am
    19. Hot GLOW Guns
    20. Art Cart
    21. Ben and Jen 42
    22. Las Cabronas
    23. Artfully Rogue
    24. Ground Control to Major Tom
    25. The Ladies of MARY KAY
    26. Think Outside The Bird Box
    27. WKAF does SBTB
    28. Regency Playmates
    29. Peter Pandemonium

    2018 Teams

    (Last updated 02/01/2018)
    1. Rampage!
    2. The Love Boat
    3. The Regal Beagles
    4. Wasted Potential
    5. Celesticals
    6. Celesticals
    7. Swan Lake
    8. Blurry Road
    9. I'm Better When I'm Drunk
    10. Wetter Is Better
    11. Team Name
    12. Mischief Managed
    13. The Semen
    14. Troll-Licious Unit
    15. TrollZillas Unit
    16. The Social Cripples
    17. Helena Bonham CARTers
    18. Scottsdale Yacht Club
    19. Tanked Girls
    20. Buttery Males
    21. No Diggity No Dog
    22. Rub-A-Dub-Club
    23. Vermicious Knids
    24. Tide Pod Challenge
    25. Nintendoids
    26. A Whole Nude World
    27. Those Meddling Kids
    28. Mommas Lettin' Loose
    29. The Regal Beagles
    30. Wiznards

    2017 Teams

    (Last updated 2/10/2017)
    1. Pussygate 2016
    2. Team Mad Max
    3. Settlers of Cartan
    4. Down & Dirty
    5. CJ Ownz
    6. The Fabulous eX-Men
    7. El Toro Loco
    8. The Black Lodge Society
    9. Happy Hands
    10. Home Field Advantage
    11. Tarot Carts
    12. ExeCLUEtioners
    13. ACockalypse
    14. Perpetually Plastered Purple Cobras
    15. The Golden Shower
    16. Purgettes
    17. Here Again
    18. French Quartets
    19. Bar Trek - The Final Fun-tier
    20. Roe vs. Wade
    21. Leah's Fears
    22. Five in the Pink
    23. By the Power of Grayballs
    24. Thanks Be To G!
    25. The Rascals
    26. The Eh Team
    27. Damsels in Dis Dress
    28. TROLLIN
    29. Rick and Morty for a hundred beers
    30. Pirate Chicks Out Chasing Booty
    31. Just Lei'd

    2016 Teams

    (Updated February 19, 2016)
    1. Four Whore and Seven Beers
    2. The Smirkin Mirkins
    3. Carts Against Humanity
    4. WIlson Baby
    5. Dangerous Pointy Things
    6. Magical Mystery
    7. The Dude Abides
    8. The Sheriff is Near
    9. Cartford Wives
    10. Furry Road
    11. The Ten Coconuts
    12. Fury Road
    13. Bannana Stand Coke Heads
    14. The Dead Rockers
    15. Vomit Comit
    16. Insane Clown Cart
    17. Fantastic Voyeurs
    18. Wanna Play House
    19. Grandma Wrinkles Unicorn Power
    20. Holy Rollers
    21. No Scrubs
    22. Intoxicated kitty cats
    23. crazy make up...
    24. Cat Scratch Fever
    25. Jed-I Need a Drink
    26. Kibble and Tits
    27. Kart Kapers 64
    28. brown paper bags
    29. Avery's Avengers
    30. (CART)EL

    2015 Teams

    (Updated February 5th, 2015 18:45 PST)
    1. Robin Your Dignity
    2. Skunk as Drunk
    3. Dirty Daisies
    4. Talking Dicks
    5. Death Cart
    6. The Gutterpups
    7. Looney Tunes
    8. White Russians
    9. Spice Girls
    10. N'Sync
    11. Carebear Stare
    12. Nice Dreamz
    13. Jurassic Cart
    14. Supermarket Sweep
    15. Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
    16. Ghostbustaloaders
    17. Drunknar
    18. Too Fat To Kidnap
    19. Magnificent Marvels Of Subarbia
    20. Upper Deckers
    21. Team Ramrod
    22. Bum Fights H3
    23. Hippies for Titties
    24. Black Pat and His Colored Friends
    25. Sexually Treated Deviants
    26. Klutzy Klown Khaos
    27. Delta House
    28. The Wolf Pack
    29. Hawt Wheels
    30. Swinging Dicks
    31. Off Like A Prom Dress
    32. Pillaged, Plundered & Plastered
    33. Pieces of Resistance
    34. HBC+
    35. Kissing Booth

    2014 Teams

    (Updated Friday January 31st 2014 00:00 PST)
    1. Sweatin' To The Oldies
    2. Tipsy Truffles
    3. Balls On Chin
    4. Sex With Miners
    5. The Bible
    6. Captain Evans's team (TBD)
    7. The SCREAM! Team
    8. Unbelievable Package Show
    9. We Put The Ass In Assassin
    10. Willy's Wanker
    11. One Brain Cell
    12. Out Cold
    13. 2 Fast 2 Funerals
    14. Rocky Road Kill
    15. River Charms
    16. ISIS
    17. Hashtards
    18. Heisenberg's Homies
    19. Olympians
    20. Bootilicious Booty Calls
    21. Large Marge and the Triple Wides
    22. Adventure Time
    23. FilmBar
    24. Incest Is Best
    25. What Does The Fox Drink?
    26. LumberJack Offs
    27. Carts Against Humanity
    28. Feelin' Horny
    29. The Lone Rangers
    30. The Abusement Park
    31. Jamaican Bobsled Team
    32. Dangerzone!
    33. Can't Stop, Won't Stop
    34. Drunks Just Want To Have Fun!
    35. High & Tight
    36. Don't touch me there...I need an Adult!

    2013 Teams

    (Updated Thu, February, 7th 2013 18:51 PST)/
    1. Doug & The Creamrights
    2. Smitten Kittens
    3. Flash Mob!
    4. Peeps!
    5. Dastardly Derby Darlins
    6. Bankers From Boston
    7. Phoenix 911 Paddywagon
    8. Magic Mike
    9. South Park
    10. Team Take Out
    11. The Muffery
    12. Mythical Creatures
    13. Team Zampino (TBD)
    14. Taste My Rainbow
    15. The Price is Wrong
    16. 3-2-1 Contact Concordia
    17. Jedi Mind-Fuck
    18. Whore's Whisperer
    19. Moonshiners: Drunk and Stupid
    20. Grumpy Cat Fever
    21. Professional Bad Decision Makers Incorporated
    22. Team Kinser (TBD)
    23. It's Mario
    24. Reno 911!: The Dangles
    25. Cheese & Chile
    26. Despicable Us
    27. Fuck Lowe's
    28. Team Williamson
    29. Star Whores
    30. BHRHJ
    31. 1st United Cart Killers
    32. Oreo Delight
    33. Hash Team #69
    34. The Glorious Holes
    35. Larry's Angels
    36. All In On Glow Worm
    37. Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
    38. Rainbow Dreams
    39. The Fat Tuesdays

    2012 Teams

    (Updated Wed, February 1st, 2012 11:42 MST)
    1. Whiskey Richard
    2. You Show Me Yours & I'll Show You Mime
    3. Baywatch!
    4. The Misfit Sex Toys
    5. Phoenix Hash House Harriers
    6. Mike's Friendly Drunk Bums...in Shitty Homemade Pac-Man Costumes!
    7. Seal Team 5
    8. Occupy Fighter Street
    9. Mush Puppies
    10. Pokey's Peeps
    11. The Gumby Shit Show
    12. White Knuckle Ass Fuck
    13. Hooters
    14. Drunken Divas
    15. The Not So Carebears
    16. Beads for Boobs
    17. Mellifluous Mer-People
    18. Saved By The Beers
    19. Loaded Land Sharks
    20. Team Hot Dog
    21. Menace To Sobriety
    22. Faded Fanatics
    23. Big Trouble in Little Vagina
    24. Vegas Baby
    25. DD
    26. Channel 4 News Team
    27. Wes Mantooth and the Rival News Team
    28. Las Reynas le la Lucha Libre
    29. Sgt. Peppers
    30. Hells Angels
    31. Sinners and Taints
    32. Occupy Idiotar*d
    33. Mile High Club
    34. Bet My BAC Is Higher Than Yours
    35. V is for Valkyrie
    36. Search for the Quest
    37. The Smurfs
    38. Franks & Dreams
    39. The Bad Touch
    40. Turtle Soup

    2011 Teams

    (Updated Mon, January 31st, 2011 15:30 MST)
    1. Les Schtroumpfs
    2. Conceptionators
    3. Recreational Hazard
    4. Sparta!
    5. Quadzillafunk
    6. #2
    7. Mourning Fyre Department
    8. The Valley Pizza Squad
    9. Testicle Squeezers Administration (TSA)
    10. Power Rangers
    11. Pushin' Miss Daisy
    12. Hot Tub Time Machine
    13. Balto's Bitch
    14. White Knuckle Anal Probe
    15. Wizard Of Odd
    16. Flipadelphia
    17. Tent City Runaways
    18. UpDog
    19. Team Bromsa (Name TBD)
    20. Santanism
    21. 28 Drinks Later
    22. Red Rocket
    23. The Jeffs
    24. Funky Killa Beez
    25. Basket Case
    26. I Cream On Genie
    27. Team Flash Gordon
    28. Octopussies
    29. Dexter's Dark Passengers
    30. The Shizz
    31. Sole-ja Boys
    32. NASCART Bootleggers
    33. Smells Like Cabbage
    34. 2 Hot 2 Touch
    35. Birthday Brats
    36. Sesame Street Whores

    2010 Teams

    1. White Knuckle Ass Fuck
    2. Labatt Blue
    3. Section 8
    4. The Double Dastards
    5. The C.U.N.T.s
    6. Spaceballs
    7. Beersled Boobjob Bobhelmet Bombshells aka B(4)
    8. Lucho Librarians
    9. Drecky's Debacle
    10. Tiger Woods' Black-Thai Affair
    11. Chippendales Tour Bus
    12. Village People
    13. Chicken / Egg Conundrum
    14. Blaster Masters
    15. l'Arc en Ciel de Fragonard
    16. Stick It In Your Rabbit Hole
    17. Trojan Whoriors
    18. Sam Pewitt
    19. The Flying Wasp
    20. Team Banana Hammock (PH3)
    21. Holy Rollers
    22. What Would Baby Jesus Do?
    23. Pijahama Punks
    24. B52 Prom Queens
    25. Tetris Blockade
    26. Team Fist Pump
    27. DWI: Drunken Winged Idiots
    28. Flipadelphia
    29. Team BADASS
    And a whole shit-ton of walk-up "day of race" teams. If you have proof you had a team here, send it over so we can add it to the list!

    2009 Teams

    1. The Justice League*
    2. C.U.Next.Thursday.S.*
    3. Grrrrr*
    4. Menace II Sobriety*
    5. Sinful Saints*
    6. Holy Rollers from Hell*
    7. Engine Engine #9*
    8. Sabotage-a-rods!*
    9. Monty Marathon and the Quest for the Holy Ale*
    10. Screaming Fetuses*
    • Fucking Flamingos
    • Dale's Slut Puppys
    • Urban Hair
    • Mystery, Inc.
    • Naan Sense
    • evil baby pimp/hos from seventies disco porn era, with 'staches
    • Crazy Cart-rate Clan
    • Muff Mondays
    • The BAMFS I
    • E = Mass Confusion Squared
    • The BAMFS II
    • Redneck Wedding Party
    • Team RamRod
    • Skirvy and the Poopdecks
    • Snow Dogs in Heat
    • Team Bear
    • Fresh & Easy
    • Obamacade
    • You Meddling Kids
    • Rich Bitches to Rag Hags
    • Team Detroit Rock
    • Pusha La Lucha
    • The American Idiots
    • Last Minute Shot

    * Denotes pre-paid teams
    (We Love pre-paid teams)

    2008 Teams

    • The Greatfuls
    • 10-90s
    • C.U.N.T.
    • Winks Wanks
    • Leg Humper Express
    • Deviant Playground
    • Swim Team
    • EasterBunny Cart
    • E's Urban Hair
    • Chicanery Chics and the WMDs
    • 5 Girls, 1 Cup
    • Pimps & Hos
    • Air Cart One
    If you have proof that you had a team in 2008, please send it over so we can add it to the list!

    2007 Teams

    • Dance Dance Armageddon
    • Renegade Rollercart Girls
    • Candy Van
    • Cone Gallery
    • Hooray Beer!
    • Fily Yaks
    • Double Team
    If you have proof that you had a team in our inaugural year, please send it over so we can add it to the list!