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2023 Teams
(Last updated 02/10/2023 @ 14:44)- Magic Dance
- Idiotarod PD
- Drinkin Lincolns
- Top Gun
- Salty Bitches
- Why is there glitter in my butthole?
- It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
- It's Always Sunny At Palo Verde Lounge
- Do The Dirty At The Verde
- 5Assholes
- Radioactively Wasted
- Wheel of Misfortune
- Get In Losers We're Going to Die of Dysentery
- Baskinators
- It's Wednesday!
- We CanDo It!
- Walt’s Wasted Beauties
- Hell in a Handbasket
- Spare Parts Bud SPB
- Grandmas Cookies
- The Condiments
- GIANT HEAD THAT EATS PEOPLE!
2022 Teams
(Last updated 02/19/2022 21:46)- HNT Pandas
- War Boys
- Fast Food
- Psycho
- Hanging with my Gnomies
- Taste the Rainbow Motherfucker
- CJ Ownz
- Sesland's Finest
- The Carttenders
- Turtle Time
- Team Pull Out
- Gold Diggers
- Trash panda bus
- Sweeny Weenies
- Team Zissou
- Wasted Rugrats
- DickSo Inferno
- Wiener Taco
- Don't Hassel the Hoff
- The Big Gutter Balls
- G's 50th
- The Island of Misfit Toys
- The Sellouts
- Missionary Position
- Bottle Service
- Peter and the Jolly Roger
- Feeling it Out
- Unicorn Dream Team
- BroRo Crew
- Team Name Pending
- Thank You for Being a Friend
- Pleather Yourthelf
2021 Teams
Sad Faces :-(COVID-19 meant no event
2020 Teams
(Last updated 02/06/2020 19:39)- Plight of the Plastered Penguins
- Drunken Droogs
- Ho Ho Ho
- Up In Smoke
- Gill The F Out
- Claws and Effect
- Jaws
- CJ Ownz
- D&D Disaster
- Team NPO
- Dia de Los Basics
- Psychedelic Arts Research Team Y
- Happy Entrails
- Jaws 2: Electric Bullshark-a-loo
- The Fur Realz
- HBC+1
- The Merkin's
- The Holy Hand Grenades
- Papa Johnsons
- Followers of the Sun
- Jaws 3
- Shagging Snacks
- The Holy Rollers
- The Trrrrrrd Burglars
- Bro Cones
- Exit Through the Gift Shop
- Ain't No Laws
- Team Spectator
- Cloudy With a Chance Of...
2019 Teams
(Last updated 02/05/2019 @18:45)- N/A (Team Vaughn)
- Further
- HBC+1
- Shame Of Thrones
- Drag Race
- GLOW
- Beyond Thunderdumb
- Booty Call
- Dick Move
- Alice in Weirdland
- Redheaded Stepchildren
- CJ Owns
- Who Knows (Team Antonelli)
- KENtergarten
- Big Toe Shenanigans
- The Drunkels
- The Cosmonauts
- Slammed-I-Am
- Hot GLOW Guns
- Art Cart
- Ben and Jen 42
- Las Cabronas
- Artfully Rogue
- Ground Control to Major Tom
- The Ladies of MARY KAY
- Think Outside The Bird Box
- WKAF does SBTB
- Regency Playmates
- Peter Pandemonium
2018 Teams
(Last updated 02/01/2018)- Rampage!
- The Love Boat
- The Regal Beagles
- Wasted Potential
- Celesticals
- Celesticals
- Swan Lake
- Blurry Road
- I'm Better When I'm Drunk
- Wetter Is Better
- Team Name
- Mischief Managed
- The Semen
- Troll-Licious Unit
- TrollZillas Unit
- The Social Cripples
- Helena Bonham CARTers
- Scottsdale Yacht Club
- Tanked Girls
- Buttery Males
- No Diggity No Dog
- Rub-A-Dub-Club
- Vermicious Knids
- Tide Pod Challenge
- Nintendoids
- A Whole Nude World
- Those Meddling Kids
- Mommas Lettin' Loose
- The Regal Beagles
- Wiznards
2017 Teams
(Last updated 2/10/2017)- Pussygate 2016
- Team Mad Max
- Settlers of Cartan
- Down & Dirty
- CJ Ownz
- The Fabulous eX-Men
- El Toro Loco
- The Black Lodge Society
- Happy Hands
- Home Field Advantage
- Tarot Carts
- ExeCLUEtioners
- ACockalypse
- Perpetually Plastered Purple Cobras
- The Golden Shower
- Purgettes
- Here Again
- French Quartets
- Bar Trek - The Final Fun-tier
- Roe vs. Wade
- Leah's Fears
- Five in the Pink
- By the Power of Grayballs
- Thanks Be To G!
- The Rascals
- The Eh Team
- Damsels in Dis Dress
- TROLLIN
- Rick and Morty for a hundred beers
- Pirate Chicks Out Chasing Booty
- Just Lei'd
2016 Teams
(Updated February 19, 2016)- Four Whore and Seven Beers
- The Smirkin Mirkins
- Carts Against Humanity
- WIlson Baby
- Dangerous Pointy Things
- Magical Mystery
- The Dude Abides
- The Sheriff is Near
- Cartford Wives
- Furry Road
- The Ten Coconuts
- Fury Road
- Bannana Stand Coke Heads
- The Dead Rockers
- Vomit Comit
- Insane Clown Cart
- Fantastic Voyeurs
- Wanna Play House
- Grandma Wrinkles Unicorn Power
- Holy Rollers
- No Scrubs
- Intoxicated kitty cats
- crazy make up...
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Jed-I Need a Drink
- Kibble and Tits
- Kart Kapers 64
- brown paper bags
- Avery's Avengers
- (CART)EL
2015 Teams
(Updated February 5th, 2015 18:45 PST)- Robin Your Dignity
- Skunk as Drunk
- Dirty Daisies
- Talking Dicks
- Death Cart
- The Gutterpups
- Looney Tunes
- White Russians
- Spice Girls
- N'Sync
- Carebear Stare
- Nice Dreamz
- Jurassic Cart
- Supermarket Sweep
- Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
- Ghostbustaloaders
- Drunknar
- Too Fat To Kidnap
- Magnificent Marvels Of Subarbia
- Upper Deckers
- Team Ramrod
- Bum Fights H3
- Hippies for Titties
- Black Pat and His Colored Friends
- Sexually Treated Deviants
- Klutzy Klown Khaos
- Delta House
- The Wolf Pack
- Hawt Wheels
- Swinging Dicks
- Off Like A Prom Dress
- Pillaged, Plundered & Plastered
- Pieces of Resistance
- HBC+
- Kissing Booth
2014 Teams
(Updated Friday January 31st 2014 00:00 PST)- Sweatin' To The Oldies
- Tipsy Truffles
- Balls On Chin
- Sex With Miners
- The Bible
- Captain Evans's team (TBD)
- The SCREAM! Team
- Unbelievable Package Show
- We Put The Ass In Assassin
- Willy's Wanker
- One Brain Cell
- Out Cold
- 2 Fast 2 Funerals
- Rocky Road Kill
- River Charms
- ISIS
- Hashtards
- Heisenberg's Homies
- Olympians
- Bootilicious Booty Calls
- Large Marge and the Triple Wides
- Adventure Time
- FilmBar
- Incest Is Best
- What Does The Fox Drink?
- LumberJack Offs
- Carts Against Humanity
- Feelin' Horny
- The Lone Rangers
- The Abusement Park
- Jamaican Bobsled Team
- Dangerzone!
- Can't Stop, Won't Stop
- Drunks Just Want To Have Fun!
- High & Tight
- Don't touch me there...I need an Adult!
2013 Teams
(Updated Thu, February, 7th 2013 18:51 PST)/- Doug & The Creamrights
- Smitten Kittens
- Flash Mob!
- Peeps!
- Dastardly Derby Darlins
- Bankers From Boston
- Phoenix 911 Paddywagon
- Magic Mike
- South Park
- Team Take Out
- The Muffery
- Mythical Creatures
- Team Zampino (TBD)
- Taste My Rainbow
- The Price is Wrong
- 3-2-1 Contact Concordia
- Jedi Mind-Fuck
- Whore's Whisperer
- Moonshiners: Drunk and Stupid
- Grumpy Cat Fever
- Professional Bad Decision Makers Incorporated
- Team Kinser (TBD)
- It's Mario
- Reno 911!: The Dangles
- Cheese & Chile
- Despicable Us
- Fuck Lowe's
- Team Williamson
- Star Whores
- BHRHJ
- 1st United Cart Killers
- Oreo Delight
- Hash Team #69
- The Glorious Holes
- Larry's Angels
- All In On Glow Worm
- Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
- Rainbow Dreams
- The Fat Tuesdays
2012 Teams
(Updated Wed, February 1st, 2012 11:42 MST)- Whiskey Richard
- You Show Me Yours & I'll Show You Mime
- Baywatch!
- The Misfit Sex Toys
- Phoenix Hash House Harriers
- Mike's Friendly Drunk Bums...in Shitty Homemade Pac-Man Costumes!
- Seal Team 5
Occupy Fighter Street- Mush Puppies
- Pokey's Peeps
- The Gumby Shit Show
- White Knuckle Ass Fuck
- Hooters
- Drunken Divas
- The Not So Carebears
- Beads for Boobs
- Mellifluous Mer-People
- Saved By The Beers
- Loaded Land Sharks
- Team Hot Dog
- Menace To Sobriety
- Faded Fanatics
- Big Trouble in Little Vagina
- Vegas Baby
- DD
- Channel 4 News Team
- Wes Mantooth and the Rival News Team
- Las Reynas le la Lucha Libre
- Sgt. Peppers
- Hells Angels
- Sinners and Taints
- Occupy Idiotar*d
- Mile High Club
- Bet My BAC Is Higher Than Yours
- V is for Valkyrie
- Search for the Quest
- The Smurfs
- Franks & Dreams
- The Bad Touch
- Turtle Soup
2011 Teams
(Updated Mon, January 31st, 2011 15:30 MST)- Les Schtroumpfs
- Conceptionators
- Recreational Hazard
- Sparta!
- Quadzillafunk
- #2
- Mourning Fyre Department
- The Valley Pizza Squad
- Testicle Squeezers Administration (TSA)
- Power Rangers
- Pushin' Miss Daisy
- Hot Tub Time Machine
- Balto's Bitch
- White Knuckle Anal Probe
- Wizard Of Odd
- Flipadelphia
- Tent City Runaways
- UpDog
- Team Bromsa (Name TBD)
- Santanism
- 28 Drinks Later
- Red Rocket
- The Jeffs
- Funky Killa Beez
- Basket Case
- I Cream On Genie
- Team Flash Gordon
- Octopussies
- Dexter's Dark Passengers
- The Shizz
- Sole-ja Boys
- NASCART Bootleggers
- Smells Like Cabbage
- 2 Hot 2 Touch
- Birthday Brats
- Sesame Street Whores
2010 Teams
- White Knuckle Ass Fuck
- Labatt Blue
- Section 8
- The Double Dastards
- The C.U.N.T.s
- Spaceballs
- Beersled Boobjob Bobhelmet Bombshells aka B(4)
- Lucho Librarians
- Drecky's Debacle
- Tiger Woods' Black-Thai Affair
- Chippendales Tour Bus
- Village People
- Chicken / Egg Conundrum
- Blaster Masters
- l'Arc en Ciel de Fragonard
- Stick It In Your Rabbit Hole
- Trojan Whoriors
- Sam Pewitt
- The Flying Wasp
- Team Banana Hammock (PH3)
- Holy Rollers
- What Would Baby Jesus Do?
- Pijahama Punks
- B52 Prom Queens
- Tetris Blockade
- Team Fist Pump
- DWI: Drunken Winged Idiots
- Flipadelphia
- Team BADASS
2009 Teams
- The Justice League*
- C.U.Next.Thursday.S.*
- Grrrrr*
- Menace II Sobriety*
- Sinful Saints*
- Holy Rollers from Hell*
- Engine Engine #9*
- Sabotage-a-rods!*
- Monty Marathon and the Quest for the Holy Ale*
- Screaming Fetuses*
- Fucking Flamingos
- Dale's Slut Puppys
- Urban Hair
- Mystery, Inc.
- Naan Sense
- evil baby pimp/hos from seventies disco porn era, with 'staches
- Crazy Cart-rate Clan
- Muff Mondays
- The BAMFS I
- E = Mass Confusion Squared
- The BAMFS II
- Redneck Wedding Party
- Team RamRod
- Skirvy and the Poopdecks
- Snow Dogs in Heat
- Team Bear
- Fresh & Easy
- Obamacade
- You Meddling Kids
- Rich Bitches to Rag Hags
- Team Detroit Rock
- Pusha La Lucha
- The American Idiots
- Last Minute Shot
* Denotes pre-paid teams
(We Love pre-paid teams)
2008 Teams
- The Greatfuls
- 10-90s
- C.U.N.T.
- Winks Wanks
- Leg Humper Express
- Deviant Playground
- Swim Team
- EasterBunny Cart
- E's Urban Hair
- Chicanery Chics and the WMDs
- 5 Girls, 1 Cup
- Pimps & Hos
- Air Cart One
2007 Teams
- Dance Dance Armageddon
- Renegade Rollercart Girls
- Candy Van
- Cone Gallery
- Hooray Beer!
- Fily Yaks
- Double Team